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2011.11.02 17:24

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По реке плывет топор из села Чугуева, Ну и пусть себе плывет железяка хуева!	Down the river drifts an axe From the town of Byron. Let it float by itself, Fucking piece of iron!
Ты вчера была моя, А сегодня Мишкина. Хуй у Мишки, как сосна На картине Шишкина.	You were mine the other day, Mike's screwing you today. He's got dick as big as trees On Piccasso's masterpiece.
Девки в озере купались, Хуй резиновый нашли Целый день они игрались, даже в школу не пошли.	Girls have found a rubber penis while goin' to the pool Had a fun a whole morning, Even didn't go to school.
У деревни, у села, прямо за околицей Парень девушку ебёт - хочет познакомиться.	Guy and girl are having sex in the country area He would like to ask her name but he's little bit ashame.
Я тащу тебя за ноги в придорожные кусты. Не ебать же на дороге королеву красоты!	I'm drugging to the bushes Pigeon of America She's too gorgeous to be fucked in the parking area.
Вот часы перевели, Cуета на глобусе. Раньше хуй вставал в кровати, А теперь в автобусе. Время сдвинулось на час - Суета на глобусе. Раньше хуй вставал в кровати, А теперь в автобусе.	Every time we change the clock what a mess on globe! Dick was hard before wakeup now it's up at work. Time has shifted for an hour - What a mess on globe Dick was hard before wakeup, Now it"s up at work.
Меня девки с собой звали, а я с ними не пошел - Пиджачишко на мне рваный и xxxшко небольшой.	Girls have called me to the party I decided not to come, It's because my Jacket's dirty And my dick is tiny one
По деревне шел Иван, был мороз трескучий. У Ивана хуй стоял, так, на всякий случай.	John is crossing village slowly outside it's cold and snowy. But his dick is up and running just in case if something's coming
Сидит Коля у ворот и не пляшет, не поет. Он сидит ни бэ, ни мэ - одна ебля на уме.	Little Nickie is very sad: doesn't want to ride moped, doesn't want to ride his horse wants to have an intercourse. Nick is sitting at the door, Neither dancing, singing nor, He is sitting, deaf and dumb, Thinking only "Whom to hump?"

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